Alaskan Elephants in crisis

Where to hold a meeting?

I hear that Gov. Palin wants to hold court outside Juneau to bring the legislature closer to the people. I think it's a great Idea, and would like to recommend that Sarah consider holding meetings at Spring Creek Correctional Institution so she might be able to make the most of the experience and insight of former Alaskan Lawmakers and Lobbiests. A considerable portion of Alaska's population is already there, and a special legislative session can be convened in Arizona giving thise Alaskans incarcerated there a chance to take part in the process and giving Sarah a use for the Murky Jet. While I understand that she has elected never to use the jet she can fly the rest of the lawmakers down and back, or perhaps just down there.

Navigator to Pilot

If Jesus is your co-pilot you need to to move the hell over and let him fly the damn plane!